Dumbledore:  "Er.... what's going on...?  Fo shizzle?"

Harry: "I dunno... I feel like... I'm being possessed... but something... but I don't... know.... what it is.... I feel like a snake... but I can't.... think..... of what.... else.... acts.... snakelike.... I mean.... I just saw.... Voldemort.... but he.... disappeared.... and suddenly.... when he did.... I felt like a snake.... which is funny.... because he is like a snake... yup.... what's going on...?"

Harry: "ZOMG DUMBLEDORE I WILL KILL YOU!!!!"

Dumbledore: "Why?  Fo Sho?"

Harry: "MY EYES ARE GREEN!! Why are my eyes green?  YOU DID THIS!"

Harry: "I DON'T WANT GREEN EYES!!! JK ROWLING WROTE MY CHARACTER WITH GREEN EYES, BUT I WANT TO KEEP MY BLUE ONES!!!!"

Alright, you know how some guys actually look good at doing yoga?

Um.... yeah, Harry doesn't.

Hermione: "OMG Harry, you look like a total retard doing that." 

Ron: *looks in the wrong direction again*

Dumbledore: "Now, breathe in, and breathe out."

Harry: "Are you touching me inappropriately??"

Harry: "Is it normal for a Headmaster to be groping your butt...?"

Hermione: "No, but it's your girlfriend's job.  Remember all of those times...?"

*insert flashback*

Hermione: "HARRY!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!! Watch me grope your butt!"

Harry: "KK!"

*insert another flashback*

Hermione: "Hey, Harry!  Can't wait to grab your butt!"

Ron: "I feel uncomfortable around here..."

*insert yet ANOTHER flashback.  geez.*

Hermione: "Remember that time I touched your butt?  In front of Snape?  Wasn't that funny!?!?!"

Ron: "Er.... I still feel uncomfortable around here...  But LOL you smell funny!"

Okay, back to present time!  Where we find Dumbledore... um.... making a mini tornado??

Tornado: "I'm going to make the owner of this website lose her OoTP DVD and have to spend about 30 minutes looking for it, and then give up and have to find the last 3 minutes of the film online, which proves to not only to be a long and tedious process, but also illegal.  The recaps will have a strange language on the corner of the pictures as well."

Dumbledore: "Er... okay..... yo?"

Harry: "WHOA!! Where the heck am I?? Why is this screen so weird?  What is that blue bubble thing?!?!  WHAT LANGUAGE IS THIS!?!?"

Luna: "Apparently the tornado was right.  According to our script, the website owner did indeed lose her DVD right before she finished these recaps.  And the tornado forgot to mention that there would be random white lines outlining the pictures as well."

Harry: "Oh, great.  What a fantastic way to end the Recaps."

Luna: "Well, actually, I think it's not such a great thing."

Harry: "I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!!!!  At least nothing WORSE can happen!"

Harry: "SERIOUSLY?!?! Giant shoes that are probably going to fall on our faces?!"

Luna: "Either that, or the blue bubble will attack us."

Harry: *sigh*

OOOOOOO!!!!!!!!  Harry has on a new jacket!  And he looks HOT!

Hermione: "Well, this is nice.  The last few recaps will be you in that cute jacket.  You look very hot, you know."

Harry: "You think so?"

Hermione: "Harry, I KNOW so."

Harry: *blushes*

Harry: "Hermione, what's wrong?"

Hermione: "It's just that... we hardly got any privacy this whole year.  We tried countless times to make out, but only succeeded about 2 or 3 times.  I was looking forward to this all year, and now it's time to go home and I won't see you for a few months.  I think I'm going to cry."

Harry: "It's okay, honey!  We will make out on the train, no matter WHO is in our compartment."

Hermione: "Oh, baby, I love you!"

Ron: "Wait... I'M in that compartment!!!!"